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Graduate at Equilibrium Recruitment

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Graduate at Equilibrium Recruitment

  • LocationLondon, UK
  • Position levelGraduate
  • Job period iconFull-time employment
  • Application deadline iconApply by 02 Nov, 2018
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  • Competitive£ 35,000.0 per year

"Recruitment snob" Abrev - "RS" meaning; noun- one who believes that they are far superior, both intellectually and aesthetically to any recruiter.
The "recruitment snob" is usually found wading through the depths of a gigantic job board, hastily applying for jobs of which they are under qualified, whilst overlooking a sea of opportunity; an ever so densely populated surplus of "trainee recruitment roles", floating by, neglected and tarnished by the "Recruitment snob" community. The "Recruitment snob" is often found in a state of disparity when they begin to surface from the soul destroying job search, as they have come to realise that the response is scarce and that no one will ever hire a 21 year old chief technology officer with no experience and a degree in History for £60,000 a year- this is indeed, a sad time for the "Recruitment snob".
However, it is not unheard of for the "Recruitment snob" to experience a glitch in their long term dreams and beliefs, usually during a moment of weakness they will take notice of the "trainee recruitment roles" and apply out of frantic hope and utter frustration brought upon them by the deceiving illusion of Society. Much to their surprise, the "Recruitment snob" absolutely wowed the recruitment industry, they passed all of their interviews with flying colours, they enjoyed thei

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