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Graduate at Equilibrium Recruitment

Not Your Average Job Search; Recruitment

Graduate at Equilibrium Recruitment

  • LocationLondon, UK
  • Position levelGraduate
  • Job period iconFull-time employment
  • Application deadline iconApply by 03 Nov, 2018
  • Start date iconStart date:
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  • Competitive£ 35,000.0 per year

Recruitment snob.Abrev - "RS".Meaning; noun- One who believes that they are far superior, both intellectually and aesthetically to any kind of Recruiter.
The "Recruitment Snob" is usually found wading through the depths of a gigantic job board, hastily applying for jobs of which they are under qualified, whilst overlooking a sea of opportunity. An ever so densely populated surplus of "trainee recruitment roles" float by, neglected and tarnished by the "Recruitment Snob" community. (From this point on, the "Recruitment Snob shall be referred to by its abbreviated form, "RS".)

The RS is often found in a state of disparity when they begin to surface from the ever soul-destroying job search, as they have come to realise that the response is scarce and that no one will ever hire a 21 year old chief technology officer with no experience and a degree in History for £60,000 a year- this is indeed, a sad time for the RS.

However; it is not unheard of for the RS to experience a glitch in their long-term dreams and beliefs. Usually during a moment of weakness they will take notice of the "trainee recruitment roles" and apply out of frantic hope and utter frustration brought upon them by the deceiving illusion of society.

Much to their surprise, the RS ab

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